- guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
- guys: ew fat chicks
be intoxicated with music: the common sense guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse:
So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide…
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have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever